Nitelife Tours of Bangkok's West Bank

Bangkok's nitelife is legendary and visitors can readily find their way to the fleshpots of Patpong, Nana and Cowboy where even their most outrageous fantasies can be indulged.

However, the majority of visitors to Bangkok - and a good percentage of expats working here - never venture across the Chao Phraya river to explore the Westbank region of Thonburi to Nonthaburi, and with good reason.

Language Barrier

The first thing you'll be confronted with, if you're on your own, will be the language barrier because far less English is spoken on the Thonburi side than in Bangkok. We'll make sure that your linguistic skills will not impair your enjoyment!

Location & Timing

Also, you have to know where places are because unlike the well-known areas in Bangkok where there are concentrations of bars, it's not the same on the Westbank. Entertainment venues are spread throughout the area with many not opening until later in the evening.

Party Time

Mine Host has been living on the Westbank for the last decade and during that time has conducted a lot of 'market research' to ensure you have a memorable evening. All the information that you need is available on the navigation pane of your left.

 

Itinerary for Nitelife Tours

Getting the party started

The tour will start by crossing the Rama V bridge in Nonthaburi and visiting one of the many pub/restaurants along that strip. Seeing this is the first stop we'll enjoy a few cold beers - or whatever your chosen tipple is - together with some Thai snacks served by the 'pretties' who staff these places.

Putting some lining on the stomach

From there we'll move a little way where we can enjoy a decent feed of Thai food, together with the obligatory beer or two. These places serve an amazing variety of food so don't worry if you don't like things too spicy. There'll be something to meet everyone's taste.

Sampling the Bars

On the Westbank there are a myriad of small bars, replete with a band and a few service girls. We have lots on the program so we'll just stop at one on the way.

Thai Pubs are different

Time for a bit of rock music, Thai style. We'll be the only foreigners in here but the lovely staff will make you very welcome and will be happy to try and understand your English! Cold beer. Pretty girls. Live music. What more could you ask for in the middle of the evening.

Dance Halls

No tour of the Westbank's nitelife would be complete without a visit to one of the ubiquitous cafes. We'll bypass the ground floor entertainment and head instead for the dance floor where lovely girls will dance you off your feet for the price of a drink or two. Be warned: these girls can really dance, so if you consider yourself a twinkle-toes you'll be in your element here. Waltz, foxtrot, rumba, tango or rock & roll. They do it all, backed by a live band which never stops.

Fish Bowls

On the way out we'll have a quick look - and look only - at the girls available behind the glass wall. You won't have time to savour their pleasures on this tour as we still have things to do and places to visit.

Garland Karaoke

The final stop on our tour will be to one of the better places where pretty girls outnumber the patrons by 10 to 1. They will be eager to sit with you. They'll drink whatever you drink and occassionally they'll move to the stage to sing. It's all good fun and will leave you with the determination to do it all again sometime in the future.

 

Inclusions for Nitelife Tours

When you book a tour with us you will pay a one-time fee which will decrease as the number of the group increases. So the more the merrier and cheaper!

These are the things which will be included in the price:

  • All your drinks - beer or your nominated spirit

  • All lady drinks - except cocktails which will be at your own expense

  • Dinner and all snacks

  • All cover charges

  • All government tax and establishment tips

  • Van & driver

  • Pick-up and return to your hotel

  • Mine Host

Exclusions for Nitelife Tours

Obviously, there are some things which will be considered extra to the tour price and we want you to be aware of these before you book.

These are the things which will be excluded and therefore will be your own care:

  • Spirits other than your nominated tipple

  • Ladies cocktails

  • Individual tips to staff for exceptional service

  • Garlands for girls singing

  • Extra-curricular activities at tours end

Rates for Nitelife Tours

Tour Group Size

When you book a tour with us you will pay a one-time fee which will decrease as the number of the group increases. You can be sure that groups always have more fun than individuals, so our tours are designed for a minimum of two people.

Exclusive Tours

Each tour is exclusively yours, which means that you can stay as long as you want at each stop and move on when you're ready. Inevitably, someone in the group will need a little persuasion to get in the van, but we are good at that.

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